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I am the Harbinger,
The Piano Man
I play a tune
And I make you smile.
Name: Dustin Cundiff
Selected Pseudonyms: A.J Eames, Dakota McKenzie, DustBunny, Oliver Fellows
Written Works: How to Ask Out a Girl, Concrete Poets, America Town: A Novel, Broken Dreams: A Collection of Rants Called Poetry, Thank You, Mr. Byron, PUNKS!, Dire Virtues: Music of the Twentieth Century, Lunchtime in the Diner of Good and Evil (with Adam Moser), Dreamscape, Giving up the Ghosts (with Annie Ferenbach), Mistletoe, Where Things Crawl: A Collection of Prose, Life: The Essence of Death, Prophecy (with Dan Lucchesi), John Doe Wyrd (with Dan Lucchesi), Hell: Collection of Poems, Act One: A Collection of Short Plays (includes many of the works above), and Legends of Ashland.
Occupation: Author, Screen Writer, Playwright, Musician, Actor, Pizza Maker
Lifestyle: Psuedo-Existentialist Meat Puppet.
Motto: Blame it on the Garden Gnomes.
Location: Richmond, Virginia
Birthday: October 24 (buy me gifts)
Favorite Secular Possesion: My right hand (it's my writing hand)
Favorite Activities: Writing, Theatre, Writing Music, Watching Television, Driving, Sleeping, Going to the movies, using my blender, cooking with fire, cooking with ice, bowling, enjoying these activites with other people of my mentality.
Favorite Song: "Oh Corrina" Better than Ezra or "Buzzing" Howie Day
Favorite Television Show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Yes, I'm a geek. Leave me alone.) and Law and Order: CI
Favorite Element: Water
Favorite Season: Autumn
Favorite Animal: Shortfin Mako Shark
Favorite Way to Say Something is Over: Fin'
I am going to dance if I want to, run when I want to, skip and jump until my heart's content, all the while mocking those who look down on me because of these activities. Why?
Because I am alive, and they are merely existing.
"I am a Golden God!"
-- Russel Hammond (Billy Crudup),
Almost Famous
"If Springsteen is the boss, then I quit."
--Drew Hildenbrand, College Freshman Philisoph.
"I am not a human penis!"
--Pat Bromley, Human Penis
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